“He eats just the crotch and leaves the rest” — Media Personality, Rene reveals how her dog eats her underwear

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Rene, a media personality from Nigeria, vented her intense frustration on Twitter about her dog eating all of her underwear.

Rene revealed this information on the microblogging site in response to a tweet asking how internet users get rid of their used underwear.

The tweet read, “How do you guys dispose old underwear?”

Rene’s reaction revealed that her dog effectively gets rid of her underwear by chewing it, paying special attention to the crotch area.

Rene shared her unhappiness with her dog’s conduct, saying that the moment she takes off her underwear, the furry friend pounces on them.

She wrote,

“Right now it’s peanut. He has eaten all my pants! Every single one. He eats just the crotch and leaves the rest. Oloshi ni Aja yen.

That dog is a bastard! As soon as I remove the pant he’s eating it. He doesn’t even like old one, na the fresh one from lagos heat he likes. I’m tired Walahi. I don’t have pant again.”

Reacting to this, @sir_eji reacted: “Sorry to laugh but the Lagos heat part cracked me tf up. Are you sure your Dog is not someone that picked money on the floor in Lagos Island and turned to a dog?”

@letiny_ stated: “Lol. My Cece did this when she was very young. It’s only the one that has your scent that she’ll chew.”

@adaxbaby said: “I just love how you’re brushing it off because what the hell does a dog being chaotic have to do with hygiene? Dogs eat slippers too maybe our feet smell😂 so silly”

@kwiblinfrankli said: “Madam….rest… Then look in between the lines, look in between the lines…how dog even take get access to Ur pant then as soon as u dey pull am e go chop only d juicy part…. they eat slippers but not just a particular part ma dear”

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