Using crude computer graphics, the coming of Christ (a white guy on an even whiter flying horse) is shown.
“This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we’ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake”.
“On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal”.
“Revelations 6:12 says, ‘there was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely”
“The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place”.
“The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up.” It said