- An X user identified as Chinaza sparked a viral debate and laughter online after sharing a humorous, satirical list of demanding “paperwork” required for any partner attempting to initiate a breakup.
- The list includes elaborate, quasi-legal requirements such as a police affidavit, three months’ notice, a 60-minute voice note, and a petition with 50,000 signatures, turning the emotional event into a source of viral entertainment.
A Nigerian X user identified as Chinaza (@Drealchinaza) has sparked widespread laughter and a playful debate across social media timelines after sharing a humorous, tongue-in-cheek list of “paperwork” required by anyone attempting to break up with her.
The post, shared on November 27, 2025, quickly went viral as users reacted to the elaborate, bureaucratic requirements for ending a relationship.
Chinaza’s satirical list dictates a lengthy, almost impossible process for a partner wishing to initiate a breakup, treating the emotional event as a formal, legal departure.
Her non-negotiable requirements for being dumped include:
- A police affidavit
- Three months notice
- Two pages stating your reasons
- 60 minutes VN (voice note) stating why
- Copies of your parents ID
- Your parents permission letter
- A petition with 50k signatures
The tweet, which instantly racked up thousands of views and interactions, generated a wave of comedic responses from users who found the demands relatable to the emotional complexity of ending a relationship.
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