10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day
These are some top 10 Nigerian jokes ridiculously ascribed to the 92-year old long-term president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe.
In case you are having a very dry and boring day, these are some regular ‘Mugabe Quotes’ that could lighten up the moment for you.
Enjoy 10 of them and share with friends:
- “Some women’s legs are like rumours, they just keep on spreading”.
- “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
- “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
- “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
- “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
- “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
- ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”
- “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”.
- “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”.
- ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
N.B: These quotes are not originally from President Robert Mugabe.