“I Have No Problem With You Being a 2-Minute Man, But…”- Nigerian Lady Says

• A Nigerian lady, @teeniiola, has gone viral for saying she has no issue with men who last only two minutes in bed as long as they are honest.
• She criticized men who exaggerate their $3xu@l abilities, calling it a waste of time.

A Nigerian lady has sparked conversations online after sharing her candid thoughts on $3xu@l performance and honesty in relationships. The video, shared on X by user @teeniiola, captures her addressing frustrations with men who exaggerate their abilities in bed.

In the clip, she stated she has no problem with men who only last a short time during sex, as long as they were honest about it beforehand.

“No problem with being a 2-minute man, if honest,” she said, emphasizing that honesty is key.

She expressed particular frustration with men who boast about $3xu@l prowess but fail to deliver, describing such exaggerations as a “complete waste of time.”

In her words: “I actually have no problem with a 2-minutes, man. That’s fine. That’s calm. The only time I have a problem is when prior to us having sex, you were making mouth about how long you last in bed, how good you are, blah, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera. Then we’re actually fucking and in less than 2-minutes you’re already ejaculating. I will slap you. I swear I will slap you because you’re a fucking joke. Why did you waste my time? Why did you make me imagine that? You’re a fool.”

Her post has sparked reactions online, with many praising her honesty and others discussing expectations and communication in intimate relationships.

See below;

I have no problem with a two minute man. But if you’re making mouth before s£x, and we get into bed and you ejacvlat£ in less than two minutes, I’ll slap you because you’re a joke. Why did you hype me up and get me excited like I was about to enjoy something serious?” — Lady… pic.twitter.com/9a7lQ8oPVg

— TENIOLA (@Teeniiola) February 22, 2026

In other news….Comedian Seyi Law has sparked reactions after claiming that Nigeria is currently safer than it was a decade ago.

During an appearance on The Honest Bunch Podcast, the popular entertainer expressed support for President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, praising the government for making strides in addressing the country’s security challenges.

When asked by co-host Daddy Freeze if the nation is safer now compared to ten years ago, Seyi Law stated confidently, “Nigeria is safer now than 10 years ago.” He added that the current administration has neutralized more bandits than previous governments, including during Goodluck Jonathan’s presidency.

He further suggested that the frequency of major terror attacks has decreased, implying an improvement in national security.

However, activist Zekeri, who appeared on the same episode, disputed this perspective. He highlighted ongoing security issues, pointing to recent incidents in the Northeast, rising kidnapping cases, and the deaths of senior military officials as evidence that insecurity remains a serious concern.